A general of great talent

The general addressed the troops. “Keep on fighting, meen. Never say die. Never quit.

Never give up fighting ,even if your ammunition is gone. When you run out of bullets, throw rocks. Only then should you run. I am a little lame, so I will start now …

Who made you?

A Sunday- school lesson on genesis is in lesson. “Who made you?” the teacher asks

“God”, a youngster answers. Then he excuses himself, as he has to go to the bathroom.
The class go on and the teacher asks another youngster. “Who made …

Cigar Fruit

Gardener : “This is a tobacco plant in full flower, madam”

Dear Old Lady : “How very interesting! And how long will it be before the cigars are ripe ?”

Trái xì gà

Người làm vườn : – Ðây là cây …

Downstairs And Upstairs

Downstairs : “Didn’t you hear me pounding on the ceiling ?”

Upstairs : “Oh, that’s all right. We were making a lot of noise ourselves”.

Chuyện cư xá

Nhà tầng dưới : – Tôi nện lên trần nhà thế mà anh …

Because of absence

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
 

Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

Vì vắng …

Stone and Stone- Breaker

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began:

“My name is Stone, and I’m even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or …

Great Mystery

Newsboy : “Great mystery! Fifty victims! Paper, mister ?”

Passerby : “Here boy, I’ll take one” (After reading a moment)
“Say, boy, there’s nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it ?”
Newsboy : “That’s the mystery, sir. You’re the …

Like a gentleman?

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt’s house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

The children played for an hour, and …

Isn’t any goal the same?

A new trainer was giving his first lecture to a Young Pioneers Football Team. He admonished a young player:

- Why did you kick the ball into your own team’s goal? Can’t you distinguish your own goal from the goal of the …